Terms and conditions

Club Narcissist
Effective Date: November 11, 2025

These Terms & Conditions of Sale (“Terms”) apply to all purchases made through clubnarcsissist.com (the “Site”). By placing an order on our Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

References to “Club Narcissist,” “we,” “us,” or “our” refer to Club Narcissist LLC, an online-only retailer based in Los Angeles, California.
References to “you” or “your” refer to the customer accessing or purchasing through the Site.

We operate exclusively online and do not maintain a physical storefront or customer-facing office.

1. ORDERS

1.1 Product Display

We make every effort to display our products accurately. However:

  • Actual colors may vary due to screen settings, lighting, or device differences.

  • Packaging may differ slightly from what is shown online.

1.2 Eligibility

To place an order through our Site, you must:

  • Be at least 18 years old

  • Provide valid, accurate, and complete information at checkout

  • Be legally capable of entering into a binding agreement

1.3 Acceptance of Order

Submitting your order does not constitute acceptance.
A contract is formed only when you receive an order confirmation email indicating that your order has been acceptedand/or shipped.

1.4 Order Limitations

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for reasons including (but not limited to):

  • Product out of stock

  • Payment issues

  • Errors in product description or pricing

  • Suspected fraud or misuse

If payment has already been processed and we cannot fulfill your order, we will refund you for the affected item(s).

2. PRICE

2.1 Accuracy

Prices listed on the Site represent the current retail price.
If an obvious pricing error is identified before shipping, we will contact you to:

  • Continue the order at the correct price, or

  • Cancel the order and issue a refund

2.2 Currency

Prices are shown in USD unless otherwise indicated.

2.3 Taxes & Fees

Prices do not include:

  • Sales tax (calculated at checkout where applicable)

  • Shipping charges (displayed at checkout)

See our Shipping & Returns Policy for details.

3. PAYMENT

3.1 Accepted Methods

Payment methods are shown during checkout and may include:

  • Credit/debit cards

  • Shop Pay

  • Apple Pay

  • Google Pay

  • PayPal

  • Other payment providers offered on the Site

Payment is processed at the time the order is placed — including pre-orders.

3.2 Discount Codes / Gift Cards

Discount codes may be subject to additional conditions or exclusions.
Only one code may be used per order unless otherwise stated.

4. DELIVERY

4.1 Shipping

Delivery times, shipping fees, and service locations are detailed in our Shipping & Returns Policy.
Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.

4.2 Delivery Requirements

Some deliveries may require a signature depending on your location and carrier.

If the carrier cannot deliver your order:

  • They may leave instructions for redelivery or pickup

  • If the package is returned to us due to non-collection, we may refund the product price minus shipping costs and carrier return fees

4.3 Transfer of Risk

Once the order is delivered to the address you provided, responsibility passes to you.

4.4 Ownership

You own the Products once we have received full payment.

5. RETURNS & CANCELLATIONS

5.1 Change of Mind Returns

If you wish to return an item:

  • You have 14 days from the delivery date

  • Items must be unused, unworn, unwashed, and in resaleable condition

  • Tags must be attached; clothing must be in original packaging

  • Some items are non-returnable for hygiene reasons (example: underwear, socks, swimwear if hygiene seal is broken)

Return instructions are available in our Returns Policy.
Return shipping costs are deducted from your refund.

5.2 Faulty or Incorrect Items

If you believe your item is faulty, damaged, or misdescribed:

  • Contact us at clubnarcissist@gmail.com with photos

  • If approved, we will provide return instructions

  • Faulty items will be refunded in full, including reasonable return shipping where applicable

5.3 Cancellations

Because we ship quickly, cancellations may not always be possible.
If the order has not yet been fulfilled, we will attempt to cancel it.
Once shipped, it must be returned following our standard Returns Policy.

6. EVENTS OUTSIDE OUR CONTROL

We are not liable for delays or failure to fulfill orders due to events outside our reasonable control, including:

  • Natural disasters

  • Strikes or labor disputes

  • Transportation disruptions

  • Utility outages

  • War, terrorism, or civil unrest

  • Pandemic-related delays

  • Carrier or customs delays

We will notify you if such an event affects your order.

7. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All branding, designs, graphics, photography, logos, and product content are the property of Club Narcissist LLC or its licensors and are protected by intellectual property laws.
No rights to use, copy, or reproduce any content are granted unless explicitly authorized by us.

8. CONTACT US

For any order-related questions, issues, or concerns, you may reach us at:

Email: clubnarcissist@gmail.com
Website: https://clubnarcissist.com

We operate solely online and do not maintain a physical storefront or mail-in address.

For faster assistance, include:

  • Your name

  • Order number

  • Details of your inquiry

9. USE OF PERSONAL INFORMATION

We handle your personal information in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Please review it to understand how your data is collected, used, and protected.

10. OTHER IMPORTANT TERMS

10.1 Consumer Rights

Nothing in these Terms affects any rights you may have under applicable consumer protection laws.

10.2 Transfer of Rights

We may transfer our rights and obligations under these Terms if reasonably necessary for business operations (e.g., acquisition or restructuring).
This will not affect your rights.

10.3 No Third-Party Rights

No third party has rights under these Terms.

10.4 Language

These Terms are provided in English and constitute the full agreement between you and us.

10.5 Severability

If any section of these Terms is found invalid, the remainder remains fully in effect.

10.6 No Waiver

A delay or failure to enforce any part of these Terms does not waive our right to enforce them later.

10.7 Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

10.8 Dispute Resolution

You agree that:

  • Any legal claim relating to purchases made from the Site will be resolved in the courts located in Los Angeles County, California,

  • Unless prohibited by the consumer protection laws of your place of residence.

MODEL CANCELLATION FORM (OPTIONAL)

You may use the form below if you wish to cancel your order before shipment, where cancellation is still possible.

To: Club Narcissist LLC
Email: clubnarcissist@gmail.com

I hereby give notice that I cancel my order.

Order Number:
Name:
Email:
Date Ordered:
Reason (optional):
Signature (only if submitted on paper or PDF):